Postal Reviews: Libi SX

Libi SX

One pill $5.99-$7.99

Available at selected 7-11’s and on E-Bay

Rating:  Four and a half Cockswings

One of my many pet peeves is standing in line at my local convenience store while some gambling-addled fucknuckle at the counter spends an eternity pondering over the purchase of scratch-off lottery tickets with the same gravitas as a Supreme Court judge pondering constitutional vicissitudes. Now, before I go off on a rant on how lottery tickets are just another tax on the poor and that money could better be spent on Jagerbombs, just last week I was the one holding up the line pondering the potential benefits of a broad array of sexual enhancement products!  Mea culpa!

Seventies era porn stock photos + little blue pills = hours of fun

I have to laugh at the commoditization of sexual enhancement pills in our modern culture. What was once the domain of serious minded physicians and surgeons (we will implant a small hydraulic lever in the scrotal shaft) has now been passed on to entrepreneurial Indian immigrants who sell beef jerky and cheap sunglasses.

Do you have a family history of erectile dysfunction?

That being said, my local 7-11 is aiming to corner the market on sexual enhancement product sales and marketing.  They offer about five or six different options, and a counter clerk happy and eager to stall commerce while genuinely helping choose the best option for me.   He pushed hard on behalf of the product I inevitably purchased, Libi SX, ostensibly because it’s label crowed  “Super Power Upgrade 1000MG”.    Like the bailout of AIG, I deemed that a pill priced at $5.99 was too expensive to fail, and made my purchase, along with several other pills that I will review in the future.

Iwst99 and I decided on an unorthodox approach to trying this product.  We took our pills and I then promptly drove 20 miles away to attend a 90 minute meeting.  This is sort of a simulation of “let me take this pill and hope I get lucky tonight” strategy I employed in my younger days when experimenting with Viagra.  However, 15 minutes after taking Libi SX, I knew this was going to be a product that worked.  I had that “niacin flush” symptomatic of any product that acts as a “vasodilator”, one that opens up the blood vessels and makes it easier for blood to flow around the body.  As I sat in my meeting, feeling all flush, sexy and a little dizzy, I knew that no loincloth would be holding back my Tarzan-sized love urge.

 And this product did not disappoint.  It offered a sensuous and physical response that definitely lasted more than 24 hours.  If you don’t mind that Viagra-like flush at the beginning, you get rewarded with a nice stiff one for hours to come and a great residual effect the next morning, which is always a nice surprise for your slumber party guests.  Great responsiveness to stimulation and a nice firm and pleasurable erection is what this product delivers. 

My issues with this product are twofold.  First, the main ingredient is a little vague to say the least.  While the usual suspects are present: saw palmetto, ginko, guarana, and L-argine (sic),  this product also lists “proprietary herbal” as its 500mg ingredient.  Why doesn’t it just list “None of Your Fucking Business” as its 500mg ingredient?  Second, the company has no website, no discernable major distribution (you couldn’t even find it at other 7-11s), but it lists a distributor, “ALS USA, Bronx, NY” which cannot be traced anywhere either. The only other place to purchase this product was a lone LA-based outlaw on Ebay who gives you as much information as an Al-Qaida detainee at Gitmo.  In fact, when I contacted him to ask more about the product all he could say was that he was only a distributor and then promptly raised the price one dollar per pill when I mentioned I would be giving the product a favorable review on our site.  All righty then! 

In New York’s pre-Rudy Guiliani days, bedraggled drug dealers would be lined up on 42^nd Street hawking, loose joints, speed, coke and all other sorts of mind-altering ephemera.  I used to laugh at the thought that someone would actually buy cocaine from some sketchy stranger on a street corner in Manhattan without any real knowledge of what the heck they were buying.  Now I understand.

Four-and-a-half cockswings for Libi SX, the secret sauce of sexual enhancement products. Get it where you can!

What’s for lunch???

- Postal

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Madonna’s New/Old Song “Across The Sky” Leaked

A new Madonna song has hit the internet and by “new” I mean a song that was probably recorded during the production of Hard Candy but never released on said album.  The track features Justin Timberlake and is produced by Timbaland.  Madonna is set to appear in the Haiti Telethon.  Maybe this song will make an appearance?  Listen to the track below.

Madonna - Across The Sky (Featuring Justin Timberlake)

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-iwst99

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